The First time.

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Post 1 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Saturday, 03-Jun-2006 13:22:55

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The first time with a condom... I was 16 or so....

I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman
behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed
me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, "No."

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb.
She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently
still looked confused.

So she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said, "Just a
minute" and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led
me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She
unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do these excite you?"

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.

She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it
on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.
"Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no
longer hold back and pow, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"

I said, "I sure did." And held up my thumb to show her!!!
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Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 03-Jun-2006 16:19:01

that's a good one

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 03-Jun-2006 16:21:30

And nine months later...they have a beautiful, but stupid baby.

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 04-Jun-2006 23:48:39

oooh, i'd hate to be her! lol.